Text 30 May 59,233 notes

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

Photo 30 May 12,076 notes mtowntimeagent:

lastofthenerdlords:

krisderp:

Sniper what are you doing? Are you drunk? There is nothing to shoot there. What are you aiming at? 

I dunno, that wall looks pretty suspicious.
#You had one job, Sebastian. #One job.

mtowntimeagent:

lastofthenerdlords:

krisderp:

Sniper what are you doing? Are you drunk? There is nothing to shoot there. What are you aiming at? 

I dunno, that wall looks pretty suspicious.

#You had one job, Sebastian. #One job.

Text 30 May 56,553 notes

ieatscenekidsforbreakfast:


Do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it

Not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

that’s the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

(Source: twinmachines)

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no·ble (nbl) | adj. no·bler, no·blest

[…] 2. Having or showing qualities of high moral character, such as courage, generosity, or honor: a noble spirit.

(Source: dinklages)

Video 30 May 7,473 notes

harrypotter-photosets:

Harry Potter book art by Mary GrandPre

Text 30 May 196 notes

nehrusjacket:

have you thought about the possibility that your favorite coldplay song could be about gwyneth paltrow

Photo 30 May 1,284 notes thegingerintheredjumper:
Video 30 May 733 notes

favorite teen movies → 17 again

Photo 30 May 16,221 notes flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

Video 30 May 20,883 notes

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